I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
- its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
- you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
- its not being two faced
- it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
- no you would not
"So what are your strengths?"
"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"
CARLOS IS A SCIENCE PROFESSOR NOT A SCIENTIST AND HES BEEN GONE FROM HIS UNIVERSITY FOR DECADES AND JESUS CHRIST HE LIED TO CECIL AND CECIL IS OKAY BECAUSE HE UNDERSTANDS THEY’RE TWO PEOPLE AND HE STILL LOVES HIM BUT HES STILL CONSIDERING CALLING THE UNIVESRITY IF CARLOS COMES HOME AND HE SOUNDED SO BROKEN WHEN HE SAID ‘GOODNIGHT’ WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY THIS IS NOT OKAY
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.
^——— This, right here.
SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence