japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister

This is even more funny when your sister started out as the gay sister but is now the less gay sister.

(via roachpatrol)

roachpatrol:

elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahahaI sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

bad motherfucking customer service representative
it knows. it knows my life. 

Professor Cop who Gets Away With Murder!

roachpatrol:

elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahaha
I sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

bad motherfucking customer service representative

it knows. it knows my life. 

Professor Cop who Gets Away With Murder!

Tags: nice wow

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

1996!!!! GIRLS WERE DEALING WITH THIS SHIT THEN AND THEY SHOULDN’T NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT NOW FUCK ALL THIS NOISE OMG

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

1996!!!! GIRLS WERE DEALING WITH THIS SHIT THEN AND THEY SHOULDN’T NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT NOW FUCK ALL THIS NOISE OMG

(via risu-of-anterra)

jajakuroneko:

excuseyoukyofu:

"The Me Generation," as our predecessors call it, is the generation that cares about nothing but ourselves, which is wrong, because we have life so much easier.

"But young people these days have Google and the texting or whatever. What else could they possibly be struggling with?" — practically any older, middle-class person in present America

(via japhers)

(Source: ferfilelek, via teripops)

Tags: froggie cute

"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via tiredestprincess)

(Source: aumoe, via clannyphantom)

(Source: koopajrmoved, via viogrando)

  • Ikki: I can see what's happening
  • Meelo: What?
  • Ikki: And they don't have a clue.
  • Meelo: Who?
  • Ikki: They'll fall in love, and here's the bottom line... Our trio's down to two.
  • Meelo: Oh...
  • Ikki: The sweet caress of twilight. There's magic everywhere. And with all this romantic atmosphere. Disaster's in the air!
  • Bumi: CAN YOU FEEL THE LO-
  • Tenzin: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

massatlarewatch:

Alright so my friend pointed this guy out to me WAY BACK a bunch of years ago and I still laugh when I watch this episode.

In the A:TLA episode Warriors of Kyoshi Aang and Katara bicker a lot in it, but it’s a person in the background in one of their bickering scenes that…